happy 2007

dear amigations.
we desejates for all of you a very happy 2007.

cervejation propagand

i pensates that people of marketing are very stupid. specially of cervejation. is necessary apenasment colocates women in bikinis on the beach tomating a cervejation to chamates a attention of the men (the public-target). no precisates miraboletes stupids propagands of idiots person falating stupid things.

funcionary of the month

faleitor men (aka locutor) aprendetes everithing here.

little small of kaiser

the propagand of kaiser podetes be worst than the cor&ton and dermacid propagand. thay ressurrects the little small and fazetes a horrible commercial.

secret friend lv

dear friends.
i am selecionated to particiated of secret friend of lv of fal (from drops).
i'll tentates to melhorates my level of conhecimentation in language, to elevates the level of the posts.

save the rabbits

robbie williams declarates: i podetes fazetes sex gay to salvates a rabbit.
i guess he are inventating a desculpation to soltates the frangation. or he are pensates to save the master: paul rabbit.

paul rabbit - the master

mostrating that paul is master, he respondating to a russian fan that question if paul have medation (fear) to andates at noitation in russia. paul respondates: why? i vivetes in Rio de Janeiro, medation of what?

hi again

sorry people. i am a not very inteligent man, so i esquecetes the senhation. agorament i conseguites recuperate that. i will escrevetes after.

link legal

link for old people: http://www.milinkito.com/archivos/001373.php

god save the queen.

toskenglish: prince charles, what you pensates about the aniversary of your mother? you will esperates on the reservation of tronation for a long time.
prince charles: well, i will visitate the brasil and falates with suzane richtofen, gil rugai and that teenager that estrangulates his mother.

transplantation

is facilment transplantates the face of a chinese to another chinese. dificilment is transplantates a face of an african to a russian.

empowerment

agorament. the minister of economy is guido, the power guido. aindabemment that is with mantega.

desculpations for angela "dance of pizza" guaxinin

is not a dance,...
1. is a alongamentetion;
2. is a normation of the deputations camara (dançates atfer midnight);
3. is a espriguiçamentetion;
4. is a pulgation on my roupation;
5. is a aerobic ginastication to perdetes pesation;
6. is a electric schock of microphone.

happy aniversariation

we, from this humildity blog, want to desejates to patrícia antoniete (pobretion's name) a very happy aniversariation and much more time of vidation.

Rio for dummies

* Good Success -................ Bonsucesso
* Nice to meet you -............ Encantado
* Will go now - ....................Irajá
* All Saints - ......................Todos os Santos
* Alligator to the water ....... Jacarepaguá
* Big Field -....................... Campo Grande
* Bless you -..................... Saúde
* Customers - ................... Freguesia
* Dry Square -.................... Praça Seca
* Flag Square -................... Praça da Bandeira
* Flagmen Funtime -..........  Recreio dos Bandeirantes
* German Mountain -.......... Morro do Alemão
* Good Read -.................... Leblon
* Grandson Rabbit -........... Coelho Neto
* Happy view -................... Vista Alegre
* Hard Cover -................... Cascadura
* High School -................. Colégio
* Holy Cross -................... Santa Cruz
* Hut Cup -....................... Copacabana (or Little Princess of Sea)
* Inside Mill -..................... Engenho de Dentro
* It's very cheap! -.............. Pechincha
* Little Field -..................... Campinho
* Mango Tree -................... Mangueira
* Mary of Grace -............... Maria da Graça
* Mercy -........................... Piedade
* New Mill -....................... Engenho Novo
* Nice stay -...................... Benfica
* Priest Michael -............... Padre Miguel
* Set black people free -..... Abolição
* Set fire -.......................... Botafogo
* Setting free -.................... Livramento
* Small Farm -................... Rocinha
* To walk there -................. Andaraí
* Very deep island -............ Ilha do Fundão
* Very very holy -............... Santíssimo
* Wait a minute -............... Paciência
* Hello, smile -.................... Olaria

69 DESCULPATION TO FOOT ON THE BUNDATION OF MEN. Practic Manual.

Woman, we apresentates a little list of phrases to you utilizates to saltates out of a relation presumivelment credible. Utilizates in any order, except the first and the last phrase. You can combinates too.

0. We must to falates (preferention by SMS).
1. I have the sensation we are machucating ourselves.
2. I acreditates we must to conhecetes two years prafrentation.
3. You really gostates of me so much, but i am confuse.
4. You never tomates the iniciativation. Is semprement me.
5. is melhoration we have a time to respirate.
6. You are wonderful, sensible, simpactic, gracious, tenhates conversation... but i precisates more in my life.
7. I agradecetes a God cause is not culpation of nobody, thing durates what the time that durates.
8. One thing is clatation, the culpation is not you, the problemation is me.
9. Relembrates something: já avisates to you that i am a spirit livration.
10. Agorament is diferent, no exists problems between us.
11. I precisates someone more maduration by my side.
12. I precisates vivetes news experiences and conhecetes other people.
13. We entrates in a vicious circle and i necessitates escape.
14. I Necessitate a time to reflexionate.
15. We conhecetes ourselves in a very complicated time of my life.
16. I acreditates that our relation caítes in the monotony, it is not as in the começation.
17. I conversate with my friends and we acreditates is better we dates a time.
18. We don’t have the mesmates scalation of values.
19. I notates that ultimament you are um poucation desleixated...
20. I still don’t encontrates no one melhoration than you, but is not what i procurate.
21. Is melhoration deixates you to don’t machucate you.
22. No querete fechates no one portation, who knows in future...
23. We are much diferent. You just pensates as a man.
24. The sex is no more important.
25. ... you acabates of tirate of my mouth... I pensates igualment you.
26. You acredites in destination? I acreditates.
27. I am segurates that in one month I’ll be arrependid, i sabetes it, but i acreditates that is melhoration deixates you.

28. You only procurates me when queretes sex with me.
29. I acreditates i’m not prepareted to levates a relation.
30. We sempretion poderetes dividites the same coisations, if you queretes, naturalmen...
31. You precisates someone who queirates you de verdated.
32. Today i sabetes i am equivocated, but is something i devate fazetes.
33. I really pensates you are different but agorament i see you are igualment the rest.
34. Every thing have a principiation and a finalation.
35. I assegurate that you are much better without me...
36. I am cansated to dates and don’t recebetes nothing in trocation.
37. We two will ganhates. I don’t vejates me with you in future.
38. A beijation of you is no more as in começation.
39. Respirates tranquilation, it’s duetes more in me than in you.
40. Agorament i acreditates that is time to pensates a poucation in me.
41. I’m not preparated for something seriuos.
42. I’m not the ideal woman nem you the ideal man...
43. You are much perfect, i don’t achate falhation in you, this assustates me.
44. Agorament I acordate, depoisment of 5 years, that we not fabricated to nós each other...
45. I precisated someone who entendates me.
46. The people mudates...
47. I precisates a mudançation of 180 grows in my vidation.
48. I am fazending a favour for us tomating this decision.
49. I queretes you, but the other maneiration.
50. Is melhoration we deixates agorament, antesmetion we fazetes a estragation.
51. the crisis are andating much depressation...
52. Your are much good with me.
53. We no podetes enganating nós-ourselves this maneiration.
54. If agorament doetes to you, in the future you will agradeceites me.
55. You’re so beautyssimo that you assustate me.
56. Our love are in dot dead (ponto morto).
57. Is better we deixates agorament that we have time. Dentration of one year will be (estará sendo) piorment.
58. I esperates you sejates happy and encontrates a girl melhorment than me.
59. I don’t sabete queretes for two persons.
60. We’re not compatibles sexualment.
61. Já te dissetes, I am a poucation largated.
62. You sabetes our love is imposible.
63. Colocates in my pelation (skin) and you will entendeites.
64. Is verdadetion, i assegurates don’t have other (big Richard).
65. I acreditates i conhecetes you sufficient to sabetes is not me that you buscates.
66. I precisate estates solament ... to pensate.
67. We are two opposite polos, our love don’t levate us to no one part.
68. I acreditates is agorament to our caminhations separeted themselves.
69. Don’t you preocupetes, semprement we podetes seguirs send friends.
font: yonkis

new series

if you are cnsated of assistites that idiot series of tv. now we lançates the new serie that is a success around the world.
coming soon: BOST.
a serie baseated in a presidential sussection. when all the candidates talk about the other candidates jogating bost on the ventilator.
the only serie that you can acompanhate alive.
brevement in a political propagandation pertetion of you.

competition ii

ok. you vencetes. we, from, tosk can't competites with this one.
it's a supermodel agency. is the power of money quebrating us.

competition

after parreira fazetes that horrible propagandation of that english school, we, from toskenglish, have other site that pretendeting desqualificates us. is the site of the face of wood and descareted.

visa sex

now you no need to falates english or toskenglish.
to entrates in england you just precisates be not a dragon or a barangation, and prestates sexual favours to agents of england vistations.