Friday, February 24, 2006

69 DESCULPATION TO FOOT ON THE BUNDATION OF MEN. Practic Manual.

Woman, we apresentates a little list of phrases to you utilizates to saltates out of a relation presumivelment credible. Utilizates in any order, except the first and the last phrase. You can combinates too.

0. We must to falates (preferention by SMS).
1. I have the sensation we are machucating ourselves.
2. I acreditates we must to conhecetes two years prafrentation.
3. You really gostates of me so much, but i am confuse.
4. You never tomates the iniciativation. Is semprement me.
5. is melhoration we have a time to respirate.
6. You are wonderful, sensible, simpactic, gracious, tenhates conversation... but i precisates more in my life.
7. I agradecetes a God cause is not culpation of nobody, thing durates what the time that durates.
8. One thing is clatation, the culpation is not you, the problemation is me.
9. Relembrates something: já avisates to you that i am a spirit livration.
10. Agorament is diferent, no exists problems between us.
11. I precisates someone more maduration by my side.
12. I precisates vivetes news experiences and conhecetes other people.
13. We entrates in a vicious circle and i necessitates escape.
14. I Necessitate a time to reflexionate.
15. We conhecetes ourselves in a very complicated time of my life.
16. I acreditates that our relation caítes in the monotony, it is not as in the começation.
17. I conversate with my friends and we acreditates is better we dates a time.
18. We don’t have the mesmates scalation of values.
19. I notates that ultimament you are um poucation desleixated...
20. I still don’t encontrates no one melhoration than you, but is not what i procurate.
21. Is melhoration deixates you to don’t machucate you.
22. No querete fechates no one portation, who knows in future...
23. We are much diferent. You just pensates as a man.
24. The sex is no more important.
25. ... you acabates of tirate of my mouth... I pensates igualment you.
26. You acredites in destination? I acreditates.
27. I am segurates that in one month I’ll be arrependid, i sabetes it, but i acreditates that is melhoration deixates you.

28. You only procurates me when queretes sex with me.
29. I acreditates i’m not prepareted to levates a relation.
30. We sempretion poderetes dividites the same coisations, if you queretes, naturalmen...
31. You precisates someone who queirates you de verdated.
32. Today i sabetes i am equivocated, but is something i devate fazetes.
33. I really pensates you are different but agorament i see you are igualment the rest.
34. Every thing have a principiation and a finalation.
35. I assegurate that you are much better without me...
36. I am cansated to dates and don’t recebetes nothing in trocation.
37. We two will ganhates. I don’t vejates me with you in future.
38. A beijation of you is no more as in começation.
39. Respirates tranquilation, it’s duetes more in me than in you.
40. Agorament i acreditates that is time to pensates a poucation in me.
41. I’m not preparated for something seriuos.
42. I’m not the ideal woman nem you the ideal man...
43. You are much perfect, i don’t achate falhation in you, this assustates me.
44. Agorament I acordate, depoisment of 5 years, that we not fabricated to nós each other...
45. I precisated someone who entendates me.
46. The people mudates...
47. I precisates a mudançation of 180 grows in my vidation.
48. I am fazending a favour for us tomating this decision.
49. I queretes you, but the other maneiration.
50. Is melhoration we deixates agorament, antesmetion we fazetes a estragation.
51. the crisis are andating much depressation...
52. Your are much good with me.
53. We no podetes enganating nós-ourselves this maneiration.
54. If agorament doetes to you, in the future you will agradeceites me.
55. You’re so beautyssimo that you assustate me.
56. Our love are in dot dead (ponto morto).
57. Is better we deixates agorament that we have time. Dentration of one year will be (estará sendo) piorment.
58. I esperates you sejates happy and encontrates a girl melhorment than me.
59. I don’t sabete queretes for two persons.
60. We’re not compatibles sexualment.
61. Já te dissetes, I am a poucation largated.
62. You sabetes our love is imposible.
63. Colocates in my pelation (skin) and you will entendeites.
64. Is verdadetion, i assegurates don’t have other (big Richard).
65. I acreditates i conhecetes you sufficient to sabetes is not me that you buscates.
66. I precisate estates solament ... to pensate.
67. We are two opposite polos, our love don’t levate us to no one part.
68. I acreditates is agorament to our caminhations separeted themselves.
69. Don’t you preocupetes, semprement we podetes seguirs send friends.
font: yonkis

Monday, February 13, 2006

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